August 2012
34 posts
me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: what for?
me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS what do you fucking think for
smilewhenitsleastexpected asked: shout out to a perfect dancer :)
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Me singing OneRepublic’s wonderful song...
salemanders:
i just signed onto my old email account when i was like 11/12
im done
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ieatgokudera:
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM NOT FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
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Life At Work
Sitting here alone
Waiting for the phone to ring.
Waiting for that ring, ring, ring.
BRRRRRING!
I answer the phone.
Put her on hold.
Dial Extension 104.
In the midst of dialing,
someone comes into the office.
Demanding to see the manager.
I timidly point to the back while the woman on the phone impatiently
speaks to me.
Suddenly, another man from MRI calls waiting for further...
Anonymous asked: MORE than best friends sugaaaplummm
Anonymous asked: Yellow, i dont wanna be friends. I wanna be more than that ;)
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. PINK = I have a crush on you. BROWN = I love you. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you much but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I want to be friends. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BLUE = Your blog is my favorite. RED = I strongly dislike you. WHITE = You intimidate me.
chaystar:
the-albino-giraffe:
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gladosisbestpony:
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