me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: what for?
me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS what do you fucking think for
smilewhenitsleastexpected asked: shout out to a perfect dancer :)
Me singing OneRepublic’s wonderful song...
salemanders: i just signed onto my old email account when i was like 11/12 im done
ieatgokudera: EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM NOT FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
Life At Work
Sitting here alone Waiting for the phone to ring. Waiting for that ring, ring, ring. BRRRRRING! I answer the phone. Put her on hold. Dial Extension 104. In the midst of dialing, someone comes into the office. Demanding to see the manager. I timidly point to the back while the woman on the phone impatiently speaks to me. Suddenly, another man from MRI calls waiting for further...
Anonymous asked: MORE than best friends sugaaaplummm
Anonymous asked: Yellow, i dont wanna be friends. I wanna be more than that ;)
See what your followers think of you.
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