June 2012
135 posts
joceln:
canada looks really broken
u ok canada
May 2012
61 posts
nerdishh:
taintedhumor:
this is my blogging face
#SCREAMING
My girlfriend called me on the phone and said,...
I went over, nobody was home.
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due by friday
no one ever: hey wait a sec let me just search that on Bing
Can you imagine if you went to the doctors and you...
“I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”
When school is out for the summer.
AT FIRST:
BUT THEN:
if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.
When you're trying to make a funny face but still...
Expectations:
Reality:
5 tags
music listens when no one else will
Q: What do you call iron blowing in the wind?
A: Febreeze
“What are you looking at Jar-Jar Binks?”
– Sue Sylvester
Trying Times
Lose Weight
Gain Weight
Leave it to fate.
*blows raspberry"
Someday, I will finally do it.
Finally meet their expectations.
Learn to fly
And sing at the same time.
But also shoot an arrow from high above.
All at the same time.
Then I will be precious again.
Anonymous asked: you are so pretty, naturally!
Anonymous asked: cutieeee
Mid Year 2012 Resolutions
Although this year has kicked off to a great start, there are a couple of things I would like to improve for my personal life so I can make things better for myself.
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No biting nails
No more drinking coke or any soda in general
No more being facebook obsessive
No more gossiping
No more wasting time
No more dieting
No more lying to people (unnecessarily)
No more painting nails...
