February 2012
159 posts
January 2012
194 posts
That awkward moment when the pitcher of the New York Yankees is coming to your school and there are fliers around the school for the musical which is called "Damn, Yankees!"
Food is louder than the pressure to be skinny.
- teacher: what unit of measurement-
- me: in daylights
- teacher: thats not-
- me: in sunsets
- me: in midnights
- teacher: you cant-
- me: in cups of coffee
- teacher: thats impossi-
- me: in inches
- teacher: yes! thats what i-
- me: in miles
- teacher: but you just-
- me: in laughter
- me: in strife
- teacher: *opens mouth*-
- me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
- teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
- me: how about looooooooooooooooove
- teacher: i give up
- me: measure in looooooooooove
- teacher: out
- me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
OMG JULIA IF YOU DONT SEE THIS I WILL CRY.
Okay guys enough with the eye jokes they’re starting to get really cornea
ATTENTION PEOPLE!
If you wear contact lenses, and you don’t mind sharing some information about them, PLEASE message me! :D
Because I have to order and I don’t know which one is best so please… Help me out!
Happy Pretty Little Liars Day!
This too accurate not to reblog... →
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Popular girls:
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Me and my friends:
I wish I was photogenic.
:(
demi lovatos fat
*curses out*
